Top 9 Airline Names and their Mottos

9. Air P-O’d – “We got you there…happy now?”

8. J. Lo Airways – “All Gigli…All the Time”

7. Air Pockets – “Bump your Way to Cleveland”

6. U-Fly Airlines – “All you Need is a Ticket and a Deathwish!”

5. Air Confusion – “Where were you going again?”

4. Gourmet Airlines – “Spam on every flight”

3. Air Greyhound – “Just like being on the bus!”

2. Schwarzenager Airways – “Come grope our seats”

1. Gambler's Air – “2-1 we make it there...”