Top 9 Things People Say to Themselves During Boring Meetings

9. “Stttttttaaaaaaayyyyyyy…aaaaaaawwwwwake!!!!!”

8.  “Well, it beats working!”

7. “How long have we been in here?  10 freakin’ hours!”

6. “Maybe I can fake a hernia”

5. “I wish this pen had a poison dart”

4. “I should have been a fireman!”

3. “Geez!  I could time this guy with a calendar!!”

2. “That’s okay, I didn’t have dinner plans!”

1. “Somebody get me a bottle of Qualudes!!”