Top 9 Signs You Belong
to a Lame Frat House
9. Instead of beer, you party with O’Doul’s
8. Your house is actually a tent
7. Instead of “little sister” pledges, you go to retirement home for dates
6. Frat name: Theta Beta Doofus
5. Most famous alumni is Pee Wee Herman
4. Student chant when you and brothers walk by: “Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!”
3. House has highest GPA on campus
2. Your best theme party of the year is “Come as Your Favorite Computer Part” Night
1. Mom and Dad live with you.