Top 9 Signs You Belong to a Lame Frat House 

9. Instead of beer, you party with O’Doul’s

8. Your house is actually a tent

7. Instead of “little sister” pledges, you go to retirement home for dates

6. Frat name: Theta Beta Doofus

5. Most famous alumni is Pee Wee Herman

4. Student chant when you and brothers walk by: “Nerds!  Nerds!  Nerds!”

3. House has highest GPA on campus

2. Your best theme party of the year is “Come as Your Favorite Computer Part” Night

1. Mom and Dad live with you.