Top 9 Signs That You’re About to be Fired
9.) Sign on your office door says “Janitor”
8.) When you ask for a vacation day, boss breaks out in uncontrollable laughter.
7.) Office being used as new conference room
6.) Company newsletter announces you have left for an opportunity in your Anchorage office. (Your company makes sun-tan lotion)
5.) All e-mail sent by you to others at your firm goes into Spam folder.
4.) Parking card stops working
3.) When you say good morning to co-workers, all respond: “…and you are?”
2.) Denied request for new box of pencils.
1.) Last paycheck read: “abbabadababaadaaa…that’s all folks!”