Top 9 Lines from the Movie “Airplane!” 

9.  “What a pisser!”

8.  Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”

7.  “I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."

6.  “Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!”

5.  “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.”

4.  There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

3.  “LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.”

2.  “Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.”

1.  I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.”