Top 9 Lines from the Movie “Back to School”

9.  “I got rid of Vanessa!  I feel like I just got paroled!”

8.  “That’s it…I can’t take it anymore.  I feel like I just gave birth!”

7.  “Hey!  Adam and Evil!”

6.  “Flunk me?  Flunk him!”

5.  “No, I don’t get dressed in front of guys.  Next thing you know you’re showering with the fellas.  The next thing you know you’re pinned to a sophomore named Chip!”

4.  “Why don’t you call me sometime when you have no class?”

3.  “With the kind of shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction”

2.  “Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out, then bring one every ten.”

1.  “Maybe I could come over sometime and you could help me straighten out my Longfellow?”