Top 9 Lines from the Movie “Caddyshack” 

9.  “Hey Wang I heard this place is restricted…so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish!”

8.  “A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut without a hole is a danish.”

7.  “The dance of the living dead!”

6.  “…on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness.  So I got that going for me…which is nice.”

5.  “I bet with this hat you get a free bowl of soup!”

4.  “I’ve got a pool and a pond at my place…the pond would be good for you.”

3.  “Tell the cook that this meat tastes like low-grade dog food!”

2.  “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity!”

1.  “Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!”