Top 9 Lines from the Movie “Naked Gun” 

9.       It's true what they say. Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano: Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.”

8.  “Hey!  It’s Enrico Palazzo!!!”

7.  A parachute not opening...that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.”

6.  “It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.”

5.  “You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.”

4.  “Normally you wouldn’t be going 55 miles per hour down the wrong way of a one-way street!”

3.  “Nice beaver!”

2.  “Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”

1.  “Is this some kind of bust?”